Friday, May 27, 2011

Stake Your Claim

My son has a friend, Corey, whose grandfather in the 1960s regularly tossed things into a suitcase for all his grandkids, knowing that someday the knicky-knacks would be all that was left to water the garden of their memories of him and his influence.

My dad encouraged me to collect coins when I was a kid, and when I heard this story about Andy’s friend, my ears perked up when it got to the part about silver quarters and half dollars.

Hmm, I thought, that’s pretty cool. When I was a kid I used to collect pennies and dimes and jam them into “Blue Books”, those thin, slotted, fold-out cardboard coin-collector books with blue covers. Mine were all slobbered-up with thumbprints from chocolate bars I’d stuff down my piehole during hobbytime. When I started collecting coins, silver was still in circulation, and I thought about the samsonite silver-mine that Corey and his sister and cousins were dealing with now. That suitcase must weigh a ton. I’d heard about “prospectors” sorting through rolls of coins and occasionally finding something shiny made before 1965.

So what the heck, I’ll try it. A box of half-dollars (50 rolls) was $500 and if I'd find nothing interesting, it’s still money and I'd take it back to the bank or spend it on nachos at Taco Bell.

I bought two boxes, unwrapped 100 rolls and whoa whoa whoa found a couple of 40%-silver kennedy half dollars! With the price of silver at that time at $13/oz, I thought it was pretty slick since a 50-cent piece was worth three bucks - for each coin that I cash in, I can buy two friends refill cups of huehuetenango light roast at Zanzibar’s Coffee. The more I find, the more friends I make ... AND the more opportunities I have to say the word 'huehuetenango' !! (go ahead, say it 10x fast)

And the THRILL after such braincell-burning drudgery looking for that one, odd coin! I would unwrap each roll and hold the whole stack sideways before dumping it onto the table so I could see each coin edge. The silver ones looked white or light grey and if you dropped it on a solid surface they’d ring like a bell. When wifey and I would sort together (oh my gawd it was so romantic!!) I could hear the silver ones as she dropped hers on the stack.

I became a ‘regular’ at the bank and started looking at other people in line like they were claim-jumpers. I would ask at the teller-window if anyone else was sorting, you know, to kind of run inquiries on who the competition was. They were muscling in on my territory and I wanted to find the strike before they did. And those boxes of 1000-coins each were so freakin’ heavy, I think I pulled my back humping them from the car to the kitchen. I started ordering and reserving boxes ahead of time.

The way the cash pipeline works at most banks is they have contracts with armored car companies like Rochester Armored Car Systems, or Brinks, who take bags of banded currency and counted coins from the bank branch and deliver fresh boxes of rolled coins and bills in return. When a bank runs all their loose change from the day through their coin-counter, they’ll fill a thick-plastic coin bag the size of a gunny sack, seal it shut and mark it with a dollar amount. Rochester Systems then “buys” it from the bank during their weekly deliveries. Bags of coins picked up from the prior week are sorted at Rochester’s, rolled, then boxed and “sold” back to the bank.

Armored car companies act as the middle-men between cash on the street and the Fed. They are the couriers who deliver to their customer banks the freshly printed cash and newly minted coin from the regional Federal Reserve banks (our closest is in Kansas City). These companies also return worn-out bills back to the Fed to be destroyed. Millions of dollars in old currency are burned in the furnaces of Reserve banks every year. When I lived in Boston I worked across the street from the Federal Reserve and watched the black smoke regularly pluming from the stacks of the burners which they stoked every week on Wednesdays.

Anyway, I started ordering two boxes of half dollars twice a week just to make sure the bank had the coins on hand – I might have been too careful -- who uses half dollars anymore except grammy and grampy when they give junior a novelty roll for his birthday, or maybe the mafia when they stuff a bunch into a pillow case to beat some tough guy because he ratted on somebody? While I sorted, anything discarded was thrown into my plastic return bag. This would go back to the bank and the banker would dump the sixty-pounds of sorted half dollars into their counting machine and exchange it as cash for a couple of new boxes filled with 50-rolls each.

Over a 10-month period we sorted through $75,000 face-value worth of half dollars -- all of this while floating only $1000 cash (2x$500 boxes) at a time. The economy had collapsed 4-months earlier and we were beginning to see more silver pieces wind up in the rolls -- probably because people who didn’t know anything about coins would dump the occasional piece over the counter in their spare change.

Then we hit the mother lode ...

We brought a couple of boxes home one evening and started tearing the paper from the rolls and noticed that all the edges were white. Whoa whoa whoa we were going into shock ...

Some rolls were entirely silver, and all-in-all, we sorted out $350 face-value (700 coins!) of silver half dollars. Somebody had obviously dumped a coin collection for cash and we were gawking at it on our breakfast table.

That was when silver was 13 bucks an ounce. A couple of weeks ago it peaked at 50 and we cashed a little in before the price fell back down. We paid some bills, went to dinner, (NOT taco bell) and converted into some other serious investments like beer and comic books.


Silver is a commodity whose price is determined by the speculative swings of futures contracts traded in the metals exchanges in NY, London, and other financial centers. Oil prices change in the same way through speculative price swings of futures contracts by traders. Gold, too. They’re traded in a moshpit of buyers screaming for sellers at commodity exchanges, all the while looking for profit. This activity travels around the clock around the world from London, to New York, to Sydney, to Hong Kong, to Frankfurt, to London ending only on Friday afternoon 4:30pm for a quick break before starting up again Sunday at 5pm.

World Gold and Silver Prices

And there’s still opportunity in the mines. Silver has not fully peaked in price and is slowly moving higher again. There is a reputed shortage of the metal which is volatile juice for the traders’ bonfires to jack the prices even higher. And silver is not just an investment-grade commodity -- its reflective, conductive, and antibacterial characteristics reserve its place for use as a viable, commercial product. I hope that Corey will know this when he opens the suitcase and thinks of his grandfather and the simple foresight he had as a casual coin collector.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Des Moines, Zanzibars, Poetry, Chess

I started writing poetry after moving to Des Moines...

I did man-on-the-street interviews of rock bands in Boston for a couple of years and wrote some reviews of their CDs and shows as part of Yoursound.com (an MP3.com-style music portal -- I'll save that for another story) but after me, wifey and the kids got lost and ended up in Des Moines, I wanted to write about the move across the country. Moving from Boston was not from mundane or compelling circumstances like a new job or Boston debt collectors or a witness protection program. No, it was a simple decision and an opportunity to get out of the city: I'm from Iowa; we visited my sister in Des Moines on her birthday; we loved it; two months later we closed our eyes and landed our boats on the Plymouth Rock of Des Moines. Still exploring.


If you've never driven 1100 miles across the country from the East Coast to your midland Mecca, do so. Take frequent stops, drink plenty of water, eat the pancakes, and enjoy the changes in the landscape. Mountains, forests, amber waves of grain, thieves (another story), state troopers with radar (i think that part is a conspiracy). Just the differences in the word for "pancakes" from Worcestor to Fort Wayne was enough to get me started. ok, "pan" and "cake" i get, but WHAT is a Flapjack?! And the "thieves" part? it's a story too crazy to ignore so i'll put up another post about it later.

We camped at my sister and hubbie's house for about 9 months while we got jobs and found a tract of land with a home and back-forty to call our own.

In the meantime, so many demanding Des Moines questions arose, like ... wherefore art thou, yonder brickyards? ... and what of these shuttered coalmines - uh, our house sits on top of one ... and all those squinnies (the little bastards!), aside from the varmints, i want to smack the guy who came up with that rodent term ... but it was that Minnesota guy, Garrison Keillor, who put the voices into my head: "if you write it, somebody might read it -- but not likely."
Well, I couldn't muster motivation as a travel-chronicler and word tailor though I still listened to Garrison every morning before driving off to work for the devil (another story). A defining moment came when he read "Peaches" by Li Young Lee on his Writers Almanac radio show.

It was succinct and compelling and SENSUAL !! I could taste each drop of poetic juice hanging from the branches of every word and it built a synapse between aesthetics and intellect and imagination -- it walked me through the orchard and I looked for tender peaches of my own to pluck.

inspired, I wrote a poem for wifey for our anniversary.

Then I bought a beret. Cool people wear them. I wanted to spew words to listeners -- like Garrison did, but from circular tables wrapped in red-and-white checkered tableclothes in a coffeeshop with other beret-wearers, posers with zippos and pre-public-smoking-ban Gauloises, and funny moustaches and all that poofy jabber of politics, music, Che, Nietzsche, and whether Gropius ever designed a Bauhaus outhouse, duh. The world is your oyster and words can get shucked dockside after a north atlantic haul or in a coffeeshop after work over Beat and jazz, who cares? Free coffee for everyone, it's on the house!

ok ... none of that bistro stuff ever happened.

I wrote some poetry (I'm a darned-good speler) and even tried reading at Borders once and they forgot that I was scheduled so I read my stuff in front of vacant chairs in their cafe, no microphone. Actually one person was there and I thought I had actually made a connection with him, he asked me a question, "where are you from, anyway?" and I took the deeper meaning as "... which planet?"


After that I wrote a lot of poetry about rejection and dying and amputations by manure-spreaders. Gone was the glamour, no scribble-worn notebooks on pretty pretty tablecloths with tiny cups of mudlike turkish coffee.

then one day ...

On a Sunday afternoon, exploring the Southeast side we got lost again and landed in Ewing Park during a Bike Criterium -- imagine Monty-Python-jumps-hurdles-with-bicycles and you come close to this mixed-media athletic event. Ride the piss out of your bike on a grassy hill, come to a hurdle, jump off the bike with really funny, stiff ballet-style black shoes, hop, tippy-toe, skip, skip to get the timing right then hurl yourself with titantium-framed bike on your shoulder over the hurdle, puff, puff, next hill ...

Exhausted from this observation, we checked out the coffee-truck which was not a typical stainless-steel canteen-style dispensery but a rather slick, renovated VW van from '68 with side-panel and striped awning and a dude hanging over the counter with a white apron and john deere cap selling COFFEE!! YAY!

ok ... no john deere, but the van was awesome.

It was Kim from Zanzibar's, serious biker and coffee-afficionado and I dropped a subtle hint, "so do you have poetry readings or open mics or what?", and he said "yeah, stop by", and I said, "ok", and I did that and they said, "you can do this on a regular basis", so I did. I've had some of the best Iowa poets reading at Zanzibar's, for 5+ years now, including two Iowa poet laureates.

Zanzibars is an awesome place with a neat collection of human talent running the show. Julie McGuire is the owner and a great businesswoman. Not only that, she's a relentless supporter of the arts and prominent in her local community. She hosts a new artist's work every five weeks on her walls and rumor has it that she has a 3-year waiting list. Plus, the coffee is delightful thanks to roaster, Janean Schaefer Denhart. I used to be a cream-and-sugar-coffee-weenie and never considered a palette could possibly differentiate brewed complexities but that all changed while trying to mix it up a bit at Z's for a straight-no-chaser cup. Janean's inspiration is evident in all the blends she roasts onsite so I buy quantity discount cards, ten cups for the price of nine. Zanzibars brought me out of the closet.


Let me tell you one more thing about Zanzibars. I'm a regular there who proudly overstays his welcome (of course you're ALWAYS welcome at Z's). I spend my saturday mornings from opening at 6:30am to sometimes 1:00 in the afternoon playing chess. I feel a bit like an opium addict talking about his destructive habit, you know, like the feeling of brutal obsession you get watching the scene from the Deerhunter where Christopher Walken's luck runs out in the Russian Roulette gambling hovels of an overcrowded Saigon.

yeah, we don't do that, we just stick to coffee.

The gaming lasts for hours and we see the day evolve in front of us with an abundance of coffeecups and chess pieces and the diversity of the people that change the atmosphere from one moment to the next. Life should always be different and the infinity of chess play is never a broken promise to that. As part of that milieu we've had the distinct opportunity to share our chess time at Zanzibars with out-of-towners, namely Hank Anzis and members of the Marshalltown Chess Club.

Hank is the tournament master for US Chess Federation blitz games in Marshalltown, several adult tournaments throughout the year, as well as youth events in schools in Marshalltown, Des Moines and elsewhere. I've spent many evenings in Marshalltown during Blitz play and their April 2nd trip to Zanzibars gave me the opportunity to finally return the favor of hospitality to Hank and his crew.

It is these magnetic encounters at Zanzibars with such people that make chess, Des Moines, and the richness of humanity in an everday life an everlasting joy.

More on all that later...

-InnocentBystander, May 23, 2011

If you want to know more about the similarities between chess players, gamblers, and drug addicts, read anthropologist Robert Desjarlais' new book, "Counterplay, An Anthropologist at the Chessboard". You can find a review of the book and interview of Dr. Desjarlais in this month's Chess Life magazine.

I'm including a link to Hank's blog HERE to let it speak directly about the April 2nd event. And i'm also including one of the chess games played that day at Zanzibar's along with Hank's annotations ... both of these are listed under his April 3rd post.